Obama Vows To Help Blacks Repatriate To Africa

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Obama Vows To Help Blacks Repatriate To AfricaIn a historic decision based on America’s promise of 40 acres and a mule, President Barack Hussein Obama has announced he will work during his final year of presidency to pass a major bill which will assist oppressed black Americans in returning home to a country of their choice on the African continent. “My fellow black and brown people have a right to live in an environment where they are welcomed and loved” says Obama at a press conference on the White House lawn. The decision comes as an answer to the many black leaders and communities to do something about the unjust and unequal treatment of African Americans by Police and other public officials including the apparent lynching of a black man this past week in Mississippi. “The US Government acknowledges the struggles of Black Americans and has been planning for some time now to help those unsatisfied with our country to return home the place of their origin” says Attorney General Eric Holder. “Now we plan to make it easy for them in the name of human rights and global peace.”After nationwide and international protests over the unfair deaths of unarmed teen Micheal Brown, Trayvon Martin, Eric Garner and many others, the justice department has no other option than to provide alternatives for those who are living in America in fear. “We are not here to chastise or penalize our Police departments on law enforcement officers who already have a dangerous and stressful job” says President Obama “but we do still have a responsibility to the citizens who are unhappy with these departments.”The bill once passed is said to provide financial assistance, help finding land, business development and even free passports to low income families who wish to repatriate. In addition there is talk about expunging the records of non-violent convicted felons who wish to repat as well in order for them to obtain citizenship in African nations. Many Republican lawmakers are upset about the last minute move by the President citing the future loss of revenue and tax dollars they will receive in minority jurisdictions.  GOP Senator John McCain along with Loretta Lynch have agreed to boycott the bill saying it will cause “extreme loss of revenue for our sponsoring corporations” such as Wal Mart, McDonalds and other commercial entities who operate mainly in minority neighborhoods. The question now is if and when this bill is passed, how many blacks will actually take advantage of it and how many will remain comfortably at home in Amerikkka. Article by: RJ MAHDIThis article is 100% Satire. Our goal is to wake the masses including our national government to the options available to black Americans and the unlimited opportunities that await them in Africa. If you are interested in convincing Barack Obama and the US Government to pass such a bill and would subsequently like to repatriate to Africa please make your voice heard by signing the following petition at the White House website. Change starts here!https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/assist-black-americans-who-are-interested-returning-africa/gMGSWsqk

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